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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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