i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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