I accidentally had phone sex last night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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