I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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