I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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