he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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