If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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