I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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