My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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