So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It's never too late to be topless.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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