I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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