i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
