Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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