She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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