Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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