Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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