Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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