your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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