Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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