Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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