Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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