Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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