She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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