May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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