i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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