On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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