would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
