Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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