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How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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