...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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