She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It was confusing and full of hummus
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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