i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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