apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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