I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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