the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
