I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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