I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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