Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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