your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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