I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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