Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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