Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
this just has baby written all over it
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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