Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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