i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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