i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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