talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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