You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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