I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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