You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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