Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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