Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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