Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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