Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
BRING THE BAGELS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
