So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is it because I queefed?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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