apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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