i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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