Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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